I WAS DRIZZLE AND HE WAS A HURRICANE.

Arshi. Chelsea FC. Music. and Football – Rock- Alt Rock, Folk, Folk Rock, • Indie, •Ska, Blues, •Punk. •I Love Football. • Chelsea FC ,Bowling For Soup • Arctic Monkeys•Mumford And Sons • Breaking Benjamin • Bombay Bicycle Club,The King Blues ,Mayday Parade , Noah and The Whale ,Nirvana , Biffy Clyro •The Killers , Frank Lampard & John Terry .

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Theme made by Max Davis.

7/4/13 | 9:22pm | Reblog

Let’s be honest friendly reminders are never ‘friendly’ are they.

23 notes | 1/4/13 | 9:43pm | Reblog

Who needs April Fools when your whole life is a joke.

30 notes | 1/4/13 | 11:07am | Reblog

Me: Mum can I have 5 dollars?
Mum: what about those 5 dollars I gave you in 2005?

2 notes | 27/1/13 | 6:40pm | Reblog

Some people have taken McFly’s ‘It’s all about you’ song way too literally.

2 notes | 10/1/13 | 5:00pm | Reblog

That part of the bread that sticks out of the toaster and doesn’t even get toasted it just becomes slightly warm and no just no

12 notes | 10/1/13 | 4:53pm | Reblog

1 note | 1/1/13 | 10:36pm | Reblog

Brother walks into my room : Lt me crack this egg on your forehead please?
Me: Why would I EVER agree to that?
Brother : Mum said you have to.
Me: Yeah, I can totally believe mum said,’ Go on, I give you permission to crack this egg on your sisters massive forehead.’
I let him crack it on my foot in the end, but you know.

3 notes | 27/12/12 | 6:42pm | Reblog

IF YOU DON’T HAVE TUMBLR, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON. I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A SOCIAL LIFE AIN’T ONE.

2 notes | 23/12/12 | 8:10pm | Reblog

My laptop screen is brighter than my future.

31 notes | 22/12/12 | 5:39pm | Reblog

Teacher : You Need to get this homework done by tomorrow everyone
Me: No, I don't NEED to get this homework done, I HAVE to. Children in Africa NEED water, I don't NEED to do get this homework done.
Teacher: ...

9 notes | 18/12/12 | 9:24pm | Reblog

There was an advert on tv and it said -”Happiness lies in the scoop of a spoon.”

Amen

3 notes | 12/12/12 | 7:11pm | Reblog

Why do dogs stop in the street every time they see another dog like imagine if humans just stopped everytime they saw another humana nd started sniffing each other noses

2 notes | 2/12/12 | 1:30pm | Reblog

Calling my Laptop a useless piece of shit, but only after I put my hands over its speakers so it can’t hear me.

1/12/12 | 4:45pm | Reblog

I was eating popcorn and my sisteer put loads of those little white polysterene balls in the popcorn bowl and they even have the same feel of popcorns so I ate loads until I realised I was eating half popcorn and half polysterene.

8 notes | 29/11/12 | 6:23pm | Reblog

My handwriting at the start of an essay and at the end of the essay are that of two very different people